Confirmed live: CrashLoopBackOff (Bad Gateway from the ingress) caused
by the default 40s-runway liveness probe tripping on a transient DB
connection blip. The worker constantly retries a scheduled-task query
needing a write lock against the read-only CNPG replica (expected,
harmless - 'cannot execute SELECT FOR UPDATE in a read-only
transaction') which appears to add enough connection pressure that a
brief hiccup trips the server's stricter default probe.